WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, dude, what the frick is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is giving me a headache. Can read more someone please give me the lowdown before I snap? What The Fuck?! Dude, this is totally ridiculous. I'm so pissed right now. It's like some